I didn't show anyone these pictures until Easter Monday, when I showed them to my wife. I honestly hadn't seen this as looking at all wanky, until then.

What, she said, I'm more depraved than you are?

Certainly not, I said, I'm the king of seeing sexy bits everywhere, I taught you everything you know about perversion! No, you're absolutely right, it looks like the Virgin Mary tugging her cock, I just hadn't seen it yet: I wasn't having a very good day. It's meant to be a baby bunny, look, not a willy, not a random splat of trans-divine spunk!

Sorry everyone. It's done now.